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CATLazy Cat on Solana
Somewhere a dog put on a tie and got a job. This cat put on sunglasses and got comfortable. ๐ด
LORE.TXT โ last modified: Sunday, sometime after noon
You've probably heard about the dog who got a job. Clocks in. Wears a lanyard. Says "per my last email." Good for him.
Meet Lazy Cat. He was offered the same job. He read the first line, yawned, and fell asleep on the keyboard. The offer is still open. So is his mouth, mid-yawn.
He doesn't know what a spreadsheet is and he plans to keep it that way. His only meeting is with the sunbeam on the living room floor, daily, and he is never late.
While the dog chases deadlines, the cat chases nothing. Chasing is cardio. Cardio is work.
Lazy Cat is for everyone who was told to "rise and grind" and chose "lie down and unwind."
No alarms. No hustle. Just a cat, a couch, and a very long nap. Come be lazy with us.
OFFER DECLINEDMorning Shift Manager
| Item | Plan | Status | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Launch | Planned: fair launch on pump.fun | Snoozed until launch day |
| 2 | Presale | None planned. Presales sound like work | โ declined |
| 3 | Team allocation | None planned. The team is a cat | ๐ค asleep |
| 4 | Utility | Absolutely none | Working as intended |
| 5 | Morning | Nap | โ |
| 6 | Afternoon | Bigger nap | โ |
| 7 | Evening | Judge the dog from the window, then nap | โ |
Letter of Resignation (from Productivity)
Dear Grind, effective immediately I am resigning to pursue a full-time career in doing nothing. If you'd like to join me once we launch:
Yours sleepily,
Lazy Cat ๐พ (signed with a paw, eventually)
Roadmap (subject to naps): Phase 1: wake up... maybe. Phase 2: stretch and launch on pump.fun. Phase 3: memes, lots of memes. Phase 4: find the biggest couch on the internet and stay there.